So if you’re on the prowl this spring for the 6-foot-5 horseback-riding, Crohn’s disease-suffering objectivist Trekkie of your dreams, then keep on reading. Farmers Only They say: “When I looked for sites for farmers online dating, I found sites that claimed to cater to farmers, ranchers, and country dwellers, but the majority of postings seemed to be from people living in big cities. Just looking at the postings, they sure didn't look like farmers to me!
I decided to create an online dating service that's 100% for farmers, ranchers, and those who can relate to the rural and country lifestyle. We say: We at MNN love our farmers (especially idealistic and eligible ones in under-40 range) and believe that agrarian types shouldn’t be excluded from a bit of old-fashioned amour as dating becomes increasingly tech-centric.
You just tried to pick up a "Sheep" on an Internet dating Portal?
You may now correctly assume that you are by far one of the sickest sons of biatches on the Internet, standing high and mighty above the rest.
Meanwhile we recommend you celebrate your status as a high ranking pervert by purchasing one of these fine T-Shirts and proudly displaying its Logo to inspire fear and awe in everyone who sees you! wyseyesthat's a whois blocking/ private service, doesn't mean it's registered in Canada, after all, they prefer Moose to sheep.
As for the site, it's obviously from New Zealand, where else would sheep appear to be so sexy :-)Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep By Bob Rivers, Twisted Tunes If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends You got a thing for ewes Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed Here's what you gotta do Get off the farm, stay outta the barn Go read a nursery rhyme Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep My friend Larry has a little lamb Her fleece is white as snow He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day Someone should tell him NO.
The violations occurred between July and October of 2014.
New York, United States determined to be location of Sheep.horse’s hosting server.
The Internet Sheep Dating Industry is still very much in its infancy but you have proven to be a pioneer in seeking it out and hoping to make it work for you.
Unfortunately Sheep have not yet learned to use the Internet or how to participate in online adult dating and swinging socieities, so you're a bit ahead of your time, but check back regularly as with advances in modern science and an increasingly prevalent 'anything goes' attitude in the swinging scene, it really is only a matter of time before we can make your dreams become reality.
Browse the ‘Mullet Groups’ section to find members based on the style of their mullet, classic, mudflap, or spiky.
If you actually try and go through with it, this is what you get.