I’m just a nice Jewish girl looking for a nice Jewish guy. My mother wouldn’t murder me were I to ‘marry out’ but her heart would be so decimated by the nuclear bombdrop of a wedding planned without kosher catering that I’d probably wind up shooting myself in the face anyway.
It would be ideal were I to bump into world renowned hot Jewish funny man Jason Segel outside a bagel shop at midnight (How in the Jewish dating laws of probability is Jason Segel single btw? We’d end up at a better bagel shop the next morning, for breakfast. I have, however, accepted that I’m never going to haphazardly stumble upon my perfect single Samson in the city, ask him in our opening five-minute meet-cute if he’s Jewish, receive an affirmative response, immediately recover from that line of curveball questioning by not appearing remotely desperate, while also pocket-texting my mum ‘CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP THE KOSHER CATERER ON STAND-BY? Second, I am plagued by the concept of ‘Jewish guilt’ which results from several thousand years’ worth of ancestral hardship to keep Judaic culture alive, dating all the way back to the parting of the Red Sea.
Am Erick fredrick am 46, am an humble and honest person i hate been cheated i love to treat and make people around me feel comfortable, ia funny guy i love to make people close to me laugh and feel good even when all is I belong in a mansion wearing a crown and lace underwear while drinking rosé all day...
just kidding: ))) Active young lady who is also passionate, playful, loving and adventurous. write meam marcus and my friends do call me Marc i love hanging around people most the mature minded once “best quote don't hate what you dont understand" believe me yo the closer we are the more you love my personalities you I'm very friendly, humorous and outgoing.
I enjoy socializing & meeting new people, plus I like to travel & to find some adventure to participate in for a bit of excitement.
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